Feeling Nostalgic

Remember when the old people at the doors of WalMart were there to greet you and hand you a cart? Our town upgraded to a huge, SuperMart a few years ago. I don't remember quite when it happened, but somewhere along the way they turned the friendly face of the WalMart greeter into the theft-prevention cops. You no longer are handed a cart, they make a game of shoving them at you when you walk by. That is when they are not too busy writing down that the alarm went off without cause for the 6 millionth time that day. On your way out you are tackled for you receipt to prove you didn't steal that 300lb of dog food that is sitting on top and smashing your bread.

Why steal 300lb bags of dog food when you can take candy bars that fit nicely in your coat pockets?